Super Skanks

There's only one word for this pathetic piece of inbred white trash: mess. Britney Spears is a total disaster. C'mon, honey, pull yourself together. Sure, you're battling some mental illness, but you're over medicated and don't know how to take care of yourself.

And then there's loser Lindsay Lohan, who was totally cracked out on her way to rehab. Oh, poor child doesn't know how to party. She can't hold her liquor or her coke very well. What a mess.

What do these two bimbos have in common? Blonde hair, loose vaginas, cheap gray sweatshirts from American Apparel and equally bad taste in lifestyle habits. You go, gurls! Lord have mercy, Jesus wept on these two ...